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ITEM #1 >>> Sevylor HF360 - inflatable boat with oars, Minkota trolling motor and mounting kit - 12' x 5' - seats 2 adults comfortably - like new

cost $475.00 new - Will sell for $250.00

Call 972-612-AUTO (2886) for details

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Smiles are Free - Feed the Soul - Promote a Healthy Body - Best of All, they are Contagious

Hope you get a chuckle or two and pass it on!

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Did you hear that Microsoft was going to open retail stores?  Trouble is, if you ask a question, all the employees freeze. 

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I had been vacuuming the hearth when I accidentally pickup a live ember.  I turned around to see the vacuum cleaner ablaze.  Thinking quickly now, I turned the vacuum off and took it outside.  Then I rushed back inside to make sure the house wasn't on fire.

There was minimal damage to the carpet and a chair but all in all, it is good that God watches over fools.  Later the same day, my daughter-in-law and I were going shopping.  As we drove in from the country, we passed an area where there had been a grass fire.  I stated someone must have thrown a lit cigarette out of a passing car.  To which my daughter-in-law replied, "or a vacuum cleaner."

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